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Beergod

by Muzzarelas

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1.
All Humans Are Gonna Die Tonite 02:25
lyrics
Gonna kick them in the face 'N destroy the human race Gonna take 'em all One by one Watch them fall Tonite Gonna grab them by the neck Tonite Twist it 'til it cracks Tonite Everything is gonna change Tonite All humans are gonna die Gonna spit right in their face 'N destroy the human race Gonna take them all One by one Watch them fall "Just when you thought it was safe... ... The anihilation of the human race!" Die! Die! Die! Die!
2.
Beergod 01:54
lyrics
Drunk as fuck 'n he don't care Monster gut 'n bloody stare Better not stand in his path Better beware Roll in another keg To the sound of broken glass Hear the thunder roaring belch The burp of revenge Beer god The king of beer Beer god Show no fear Royal brew runs in his veins Pig master feels no pain Lemme tell you once again Get out of the way Roll in another keg To the sound of broken glass Hear the thunder roaring belch The burp of revenge
3.
Desgraçado 01:33
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Dor de cabeça Não dá pra aliviar Laranjinha de manhã Só pra amaciar Noitada desvairada Sangreira no nariz Não sei como escapei Foi por um triz Desgraçado Desgraçado Bebe, bebe Desgraçado Desgraçado Bebe, bebe Bebe desgraçado Bebe desgraçado Bebe desgraçado Bebe desgraçado Bebe desgraçado Bebe desgraçado Deitado no banheiro Suando sem parar Ai meu deus Onde eu fui parar A festa tava boa Não dava pra sair Tô fedendo pra caralho Eu acho que eu morri Desgraçado Desgraçado Bebe, bebe Desgraçado Desgraçado Bebe, bebe
4.
Fly In The Brain 02:24
lyrics
Such a waste of time Waste of precious runnin' time Time that already flies And you waste it like dimes Keepin' your brain occupied Keepin' yourself awake all nite Inside your brain there's a fly And it buzzes around all right It buzzes around all right Fly in the brain Fly in the Fly in the Round 'n round it goes The fly's makin' lotta noise Come out like words What a great idea that was Too bad no one got it Everyone's just ignored it They're never gonna see the light As you drool 'n roll your eyes Drool 'n roll your eyes chorus The fly takes a dump Now we're having fun Like a cocaine hit Go wild on fly shit Feel like a fuckin' genius A reincarnated Einstein No need to thank god Just thank the fly
5.
The Hammer 01:50
lyrics
Take the hammer Smash their heads Hear the voices In your head Take the hammer And knock them dead Listen to the voices in your head Take the hammer Smash their bones Show no mercy Kill 'em all Take the hammer And knock them dead Listen to the voices in your head Oh yeah!
6.
Speed Metal Girl 02:02
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Speed metal gir hit me again Hurt me with your spikes 'n chains Your black leather pants really turn me on Your heavy make up gives me a hard on Speed Speed metal girl Speed Speed metal girl Speed metal gir kiss me again Your black lipstick smudgin' my face Just pull my hair 'n bite my tongue Just show me your tattoo of the bomb Speed Speed metal girl Speed Speed metal girl ...Just gimme some speed...
7.
Trashmen Strike 02:26
lyrics
Surfing On a wave of shit Engulfed By a cloud of flies Worms Are takin' over the streets Rats Try to eat out your eyes They got No respect or admiration They want A raise and a vacation Trashmen strike (4x) Roaches Pilin' up to the ceiling It's useless To cry for help There's a sandwich In your bugs If you fart No one can tell They got No respect or admiration They want A raise and a vacation
8.
VxCxNxSxC 00:21
9.
Let It Beer 01:13
lyrics
Let it beer Let it beer Let it beer Come together Gather round All together Feel the sound Say it loud Say it proud Lemme hear Just let it beer Let it beer Let it beer Let it beer Just let it beer
10.
Want Beer Now 01:56
lyrics
Another night's begun 'n I'm gettin' set Took a load of crap since I got outta bed Gonna hit the bars coz I know just what to do Nothing can stop me now 'n you know it's true I want beer now Need beer now Yeah, right now The band has hit the stage 'n we're kickin' ass My mouth is dry as hell 'n my throat is sand Desperation fills my mind 'n I'm fallin' fast The roadie saves my life he's really the best Listen real close I'm gonna say it once Beer's all that I need Beer's all that I want No cerveja no trabajo you stupid ass My passion for brew has come to last It won't passa No way It won't pass Hey
11.
The Last Beer Is The Best 01:46
lyrics
So gimme just another beer And I'll be ready to take my turn So gimme just another beer And I'll be ready to smoke 'n burn So you can put me to the test Coz I don't care about the rest The last beer's the best Oh yeah So gimme just another beer And I'll be ready to scream 'n yell So gimme just another beer And I'll be ready to go to hell So you can put me to the test Coz I don't care about the rest The last beer's the best Yeah. Let's go
12.
Gonzalo 03:13
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Gonzalo's comin' to get them Just get in the fuckin' ring and fight That's right Gonzalo's come to protect us He's kickin major butt tonite All right He'll be the one to fight Misery and corruption He's gonna make our dreams come true He's gonna be our reborn Teddy Boy Marino He's gonna leave them black 'n blue He'll take the president's own stash And throw a party for the mass He's gonna be our reborn Latino superhero He's gonna kick everyone's ass
13.
(Oh No No No) Ain't Ready To Go 02:24
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Lookin' back at my life Time was never on my side Lost chances and everything Luck always passin' me by Love was a sick joke With everyone laughing at me When someone else got the girl I saw the joke was on me I ain't no loser I'm just out of luck Well please excuse me I just don't give a fuck And i won't cry No no no no And i won't try No no no no And i won't die Coz I ain't ready to go Lost my job 100 times My mind 1.000 more When I got myself a wife My folks said she looked like a whore You think I'm down 'n out I'm history I'm beat But lemme tell you something now You can all suck my dick bridge chorus
14.
Maggots N' Cream 02:26
lyrics
I'm disgusting and I love it Lick my fingers after takin' a shit I'm sick in a big big way Suck your toes if I may Stick my tongue in your ear To get a taste of your brain my dear Spoiled eggs 'n rotten meat An invitation for a real treat As good as it seems Have a taste of it, of it, of it Maggots 'n cream (4x) Roaches legs I have tried But I'd rather have them fried I love catchin' the flu you see Just to suck it all back when I sneeze Stick my tongue in your ear To get a taste of your brain my dear Spoiled eggs 'n rotten meat An invitation for a real treat As good as it seems Have a taste of it, of it, of it Maggots 'n cream (4x) Eat it! Awrite! Maggots 'n cream (4x)
15.
Tell Me It's OK 02:52
lyrics
I'll nail my tongue to the ironin' board I'll smash my dick with a hammer 10 times I'll take ten laxatives at once Yeah I'll take all at once I'll rub my butt against a bee hive I'll be more of a man less of a pig I'll love your mom all your family I'll wash my hands And brush my teeth I'll rub your back eternally Just tell me it's awrite Tell me you believe me Tell me it's OK Just tell me it's awrite Tell me you forgive me Tell me it's OK repeat verse 1 I'll never fart under the sheets again Never wipe my dick on your clothes again I'll never look at your sister's butt again Never, ever fuck your best friend I promise girl I promise you the world I promise girl I promise you the world
16.
Death To False Posers 02:19
lyrics
Our legions are advancin' To battle once again We will show no mercy We'll fight until the end With the lipstick 'n rhinestone The satin 'n the lace With the big hair 'n high heels All right All right Another night of drinkin' of partyin' backstage A million tons of fireworks When we hit the stage The chicks are goin' crazy We'll get them in the end Their boobs are bare 'n shakin' All right All right Right there in our faces All right All right So death to all Death to false posers You all have to die So bite your ax 'n go wild Shake your hips 'n dance With no dignity or pride Sex, cars 'n cheap romance The cash is pourin' in The scandals in the papers Trash the Holiday Inn All right All right The cops ain't comin' in All right All right So death to all Death to false posers You all have to die Death to all Death to false posers Can you hear my cry Death to false posers Death to false posers
17.
Pigmaster 02:43
lyrics
Woken up by the smell of latrine Foul stench reekin' off me Bacteria takin' over my skin All the lice and All the fleas and My dick smells of rotten blue cheese All piglets bow 'n fall to their knees My minions are comin' after thee Pig master Hog lord Pig master I am the one Worship me My farts are Chemical weapons My breath knocks you Off your feet I'm out there spreadin' Scum 'n disease All the lice and All the fleas and My filthy hands Destroyin' your kin All piglets now come To war with me My minions are comin' after thee Pig master Hog lord Pig master I am the one Worship me
18.
Firecracker Johnny 01:38
lyrics
I Just can't understand What goes through the head of Firecracker Johnny 'n I Just can't comprehend What made him so mad Old Firecracker Johnny We were rehearsin' Preparin' the show When all of a sudden Hear the sound of bombs We'll never surrender We'll always fight back Firecracker Johnny's a fool He's a nag

credits

released October 27, 2007

Alex Video - vocal
Stênio V.Z. - guitarra e vocal
Flávio - guitarra
E.T.E. - baixo
Victor Lirão - bateria

Todas as músicas e letras por - Muzzarelas
Produzido, gravado, mixado e masterizado no Basement Studio por Caio "Campeão" Ribeiro + Tarcisio "Japa" + Flávio "Macaca" Urbano
Backing vocals: Guilherme + Renan + Michel + Drica + Walkyria

Arte: Daniel E.T.E. (daniel71_ete@yahoo.com.br)
Foto Montagem: Artur Souza "Ramone"

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