I'll nail my tongue to the ironin' board
I'll smash my dick with a hammer 10 times
I'll take ten laxatives at once
Yeah I'll take all at once
I'll rub my butt against a bee hive
I'll be more of a man less of a pig
I'll love your mom all your family
I'll wash my hands
And brush my teeth
I'll rub your back eternally
Just tell me it's awrite
Tell me you believe me
Tell me it's OK
Just tell me it's awrite
Tell me you forgive me
Tell me it's OK
repeat verse 1
I'll never fart under the sheets again
Never wipe my dick on your clothes again
I'll never look at your sister's butt again
Never, ever fuck your best friend
I promise girl
I promise you the world
I promise girl
I promise you the world
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